JellyHead

Show us your current cellphone and/or your dream cellphone. 
Submitted by Reika Lee

Motorola Q

Powerbook and Q

Separated at birth?

Internet

Oh internet, how I've missed you. Your wealth of useless information right at my fingertips. Wikipedia and YouTube and blogs galore. Ever the distraction while I'm trying to do work. I see you peering out from behind windows on my desktop, teasing with your flash animations. Just as I thought I could get away, Emails, IMs and RSS feeds pull me back in. All these tricks up your sleeve. Oh internet, you simply don't play fair.

Motorola Razr

"Heyyyy you.. what's goin' on?" Just want to tell you how cool this is. I'm not sure which is funnier though. I mean they're all funny in they're own way. Play them all and listen for yourself. "It's gonna be awesome" So what are you waiting for? Go, click. Too bad it doesn't work in Canada.

Britney Bald

This past week has kinda sucked. It was cold, there was lots of snow, my car got sorta stuck, twice... and now its suppose to be freezing rain, yay. Instead of getting all "oh this sucks" or "man I hate winter" I just turn the magic of the internet tubes to hopefully bring me some news of people who have it worse than me. Like any good old friend, the internet never fails me.

I'm not sure which is funnier. The rat infested KFC story or the Britney Spears, I'm insane and shaved my head story.

They're both hilarious. On one hand you've got these giant rats stuffed full of fried chicken and tacos. On the other, a half bald, spaced out, oh look I'm crazy, Britney Spears. That picture still makes me laugh. So funny... and those rats, come on. They're make a great menu item. You'd get fried chicken and Mexican food all in one easy to hold finger food. Fry them up, use the tail as a stick. What could be better?

Now only if bald Britney was eating at the KFC while all the rats were running around, that would be the icing on this crazy cake!